FAQ
Is this site for real?
Is anything 'real'?
What is the Matrix?
Take the Red Pill and find out.
Do you believe in ghosts?
Nothing of the paranormal sort.
What about God?
See previous answer.
Then why have I been praying?
You have been confused.
So Jehovah is a lie?
The cake is a lie.
Cake?
Yes, Cake.
I have no idea what we're talking about.
Cake.
I don't like your attitude!
Suck it.